Oxford Police today boldly averted a terror attack by bravely trying to drive over a rising bollard in Cornmarket St that had been lowered so another patrol car could enter the street. Totally killed the pitch, I complained to one of the (very embarrassed) officers, "How can I compete with this level of entertainment?" This is the second time I have witnessed a car misjudge the rising bollard ; guess what, last time was a police car too!